frostshadowsblood:

spooktre:

Are cats even real?

each one of these made me laugh harder than I did with the last.

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

groupinou:

strawberryr:

burgerhime:

yifflord:

groupinou:

AMERICANS: name every canadian province

Hockey

Quebec

Totoro

sssdsssssdsfsds

girljanitor:

3wisellamas:

Why is this so funny.

because Starchy.

I raised a clingy cat who kicks open the door while I’m on the toilet to sit on my lap, sleeps on my butt or head at night and rides on my shoulders like a parrot

women-in-music:

Veruca Salt - ‘The Museum of Broken Relationships’ [Official Music Video]

Veruca Salt’s original lineup—Nina Gordon, Louise Post, Steve Lack and Jim Shapiro—reunited to release new music on Record Store Day this year. Now, they’ve shared a music video for one of those new tracks, ‘The Museum of Broken Relationships’. The black and white clip is directed by Gary Kordan.

The band have also announced a string of tour dates, which will take them across North America this summer.

Veruca Salt:

06-22 Portland, OR - Mississippi Studios
06-23 Seattle, WA - The Tractor Tavern
06-24 Vancouver, British Columbia - Biltmore Cabaret
06-26 San Francisco, CA - The Independent
06-27 Los Angeles, CA - The Roxy
07-09 Minneapolis, MN - Varsity Theater
07-10 Milwaukee, WI - Turner Hall Ballroom
07-11 Cincinnati, OH - Bunbury Music Festival
07-12 Chicago, IL - Lincoln Hall
07-13 St. Louis, MO - Firebird
07-21 Washington, DC - Black Cat
07-22 Philadelphia, PA - Theatre of Living Arts
07-24 New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom
07-25 Brooklyn, NY - Music Hall of Williamsburg
07-26 Boston, MA - Brighton Music Hall

I just really want snatch-comix and kozmiktrooths to be like the creepy twin daughters from the League of Gentlemen in real life.

Because of your tumblr name I picture uteruses wearing clothes like queen singing bohemian rhapsody with the Fallopian tubes moving about as the arms and using tampons as microphones. I want somebody to draw this image haha
Anonymous

Whoa